The Whelk – John Leavitt

October 14, 2009

I am aware the dates are off

Filed under: Words — John Leavitt @ 10:00 am

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Welcome to AskPythia, please state your question for the Oracle in the form below:

“Should I attack the Persians?”

Know thyself and pursue moderation in all things.
posted by Gnosticody

Dude, get the Spartans behind you. We can totally kick their ass, we’re still good for it
Posted by Brotherlylover69

Whatever you do, don’t ignore fevers in battle. Trust me
posted by Alec The Pretty Good

You should invent in some new steam-powered Machine Marvels to terrify and subdue the villains. Contact me later for rates.
posted by Talos, The Hands Of Fate.

Blood and souls! Blood and souls for the horned one! the horned one!
posted by Mynameismeanad

Do you really want to continue the bloodshed that has marred our life for years? Maybe you should reflect on your reasons about why you feel this way, it’s a little disgusting to be honest.
posted by SocraticSteak

DEATH TO PERSIAAA!!!!!!1111!
posted by Lionmanxxx

Whatever. It’ll go bad, cause you’re gonna fuck up, cause *everyone* fucks up. Why do I even fucking bother?
posted by A Lantern In The Dark

Will it make you happy?
posted by Solon, Farewell, Goodbye

Why not? You’ll all be teaching greek to a bunch of hairy peasants playing Empire for the next millennium anyway.
posted by Apollo Of The Wigwam

[a few prophecies removed – please don’t drag fights into the Oracle, okay? ]
posted by Minervamyn

There is a discusssion of this prohecy over at SYMPO, please take the fights there.
posted by Logos

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