The Whelk – John Leavitt

January 24, 2010

Possible Press Photos

Filed under: Other — John Leavitt @ 1:59 pm

Time for a new press photo, I think. What do you think about these, Internet?

B&W Means Serious. I have a theory if I use a PR photo of myself looking terrible then people will be pleasantly surprised when I show up.

Of the “I may be an artist but I’m still roguishly masculine” genre.

John Leavitt, author, artist, and Keyser Soyze.

I’m really attracted to the idea of being the next Bigfoot and the idea that I look better leaving.

The first rule of NPR Fight Club is – all disagreements must be in written form and processed through a mediator.

The last thing a plate of onion rings sees.

“Do you like me? huh? huh? huh? do ya do ya do you? huh? LOVE ME!!!!”

FREE GRAR ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE FREE SHIT IN AN OUTHOUSE

Filed under: Unwanted Illustration — John Leavitt @ 1:21 am

Made For Metafilter, now available to everyone. E-mail me if you need higher rez or whatever. Completely free image for t-shirt and graphic making usage. Go nuts with my blessing.

January 8, 2010

The War Salon

Filed under: Other — John Leavitt @ 6:45 pm

You know what, a trip to Versailles is TOTALLY a work-related expense.

(P.S, everything is fixed now. I am fine)

January 7, 2010

GRAR!

Filed under: Other — John Leavitt @ 6:21 pm

I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME AT ALL!

January 5, 2010

Young Parisians Are So French

Filed under: Other — John Leavitt @ 12:12 pm

Hey guys. I feel like doing a crazy stunt while in Paris. Any ideas?

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